Justin: I'm going to go out into the desert, and start a new festival called... Bacon Man! Wesley: That's what I want to do! I want to build a fort made out of bacon, and it would be human meat!
Author: Tessa
Lemonade
Whoever said, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" never actually owned a lemon tree, because let me tell you something: I've got neighbors desperate to give away their lemons, they've got so many rotting in their front gardens at the end of every day. And I'm pretty sure those people know about lemonade... and … Continue reading Lemonade
It’s Pronounced “Pee-ts”
{The Kraken decides to correct his hopelessly un-hip parents while eating pizza} Kraken: Cool kids call it 'pizz,' Dada.
Business
{The Kraken runs into the room, giggling.} Me: You're not wearing any pants! Kraken: Yeah, I mean business.
God Damn Feminists
"Women are always voting and voting and voting..." -the Kraken explains how government works to me
Dance Party!
"I don't wanna listen to this music, because it makes Mamma and me dance." -the reluctant three year old
Glint of Light 