I hurt myself yesterday putting on on chapstick. I was mashing my lips together the way that you do to to get it all spread evenly and my jaw made a popping sound and I couldn't open my mouth wide for the rest of the day. Which got me thinking, why do I hurt myself … Continue reading Ow
hubris
Mario WAS A Plumber
me: If I figured out a way to make our toilet look like a pipe from Super Mario sticking up out of the floor you'd probably divorce me right? I ask only in the name of science.
“You’ll Pay For Your Insolence!”
The man responsible for getting us married up.
Shawarma Shame
Now, the problem with that kind of a declaration is that it has a tendency to curse you. You're just inviting Fate to dump a bucket of fail all over your head to teach you a little lesson in what the Greeks called hubris.