I am not actually French
A reformed Vassar English Major living in Brooklyn with my handsome boyfriend, I’ve got two cats and struggle daily to resist turning into a Crazy Old Cat Lady. When I’m not avoiding work by blogging I run SEM campaigns as a freelancer, read too much, and experiment with new and unusual ways to imbibe alcoholic beverages. I love semi-colons and knitting, and if you buy me a drink I’ll tell you all about the time I was banned from Oregon. Hendrick’s and tonic, please.