Thank You For The Douchebags

I'm not being sarcastic; I really am grateful for the douchebags, assholes, and scumbags of the world. They're how I wound up here. Let me back up: I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, about all those Frostian roads not taken, and how much worse my life would be now. Sure, of course, I've … Continue reading Thank You For The Douchebags

The Triumph of the Mermaids

Sometimes I look at my life, and it feels like I haven't accomplished very much. I mean, what am I actually contributing to society? I think most of us feel that way at some point. Or many points. Or all the points. Hell, I'm pretty sure not feeling that way is actually cause for celebration! In that spirit, … Continue reading The Triumph of the Mermaids