The handsome husband has requested that I blog about something. But he refuses to give me any good ideas, despite being given the title "Blogging Guru," so I'm going to have to make it up as I go along. Which is to say that he is really hot, and Beyonce, I got you. I put … Continue reading A New Entry
Opinionated
Things I’ve Learned Watching the Olympics
His name was Ryan Lochte, and it always seemed like they were both able to maintain their friendship because Michael Phelps was the better swimmer, but he was so goofy looking that he still didn’t get the girls. And gold medals are great and all, but it’s hard to be all that bitter when you’re the one with the hot girlfriend.
Don’t Panic
It's an immediately uncomfortable conversation, like someone saying, "Sometimes I still wet the bed," or your new girlfriend of a week saying she loves you. Where do you look? What do you say? You find yourself suddenly discovering how frayed your shoelaces are, and wondering if people ever replace their shoelaces just because they look bad, or if that's just too much of a First World Problem for you to even deal with.
Literary Disease
Today I was triumphantly carrying an armful of used books back to my car when it occurred to me… I am totally addicted to books. No, not in the way that people say they’re “addicted” to Grey’s Anatomy or chocolate fondue or whatever; I’m talkin’ honest-to-god Addiction. Capital A. Which then got me wondering about … Continue reading Literary Disease
They Never Warn You About This Shit
We were all teenagers once, desperately trying to convince the universe that we were mature and trustworthy enough to be considered an adult. Because at the time “adult” was synonymous with “no curfew” and “as much beer as you want.” Maybe with a side serving of “wearing whatever skanky-ass outfit I want, thankyouverymuch” or “turning … Continue reading They Never Warn You About This Shit
Boobs
I know that there are many different controversial arguments surrounding the most recent Time magazine cover, but really all I can think of is how this kid is going to have conscious memories of breast-feeding. And when he's got his first girlfriend, and sees her boobs for the first time HE'S GOING TO UNAVOIDABLY … Continue reading Boobs
Glint of Light 