Justin: I'm going to go out into the desert, and start a new festival called... Bacon Man! Wesley: That's what I want to do! I want to build a fort made out of bacon, and it would be human meat!
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It’s Pronounced “Pee-ts”
{The Kraken decides to correct his hopelessly un-hip parents while eating pizza} Kraken: Cool kids call it 'pizz,' Dada.
Business
{The Kraken runs into the room, giggling.} Me: You're not wearing any pants! Kraken: Yeah, I mean business.
God Damn Feminists
"Women are always voting and voting and voting..." -the Kraken explains how government works to me
Dance Party!
"I don't wanna listen to this music, because it makes Mamma and me dance." -the reluctant three year old
Canteloupe
Today's conversation with the Kraken: why is it more comfortable to lie on soft carpet than a bowl of cantaloupe? Discuss.
Glint of Light 