Try to get out of doing this. Seriously, can't you just play quietly in the corner? Or, I don't know, go lick a wall or something? I don't think there's any lead paint around here. I just want five minutes to drink my coffee in peace. So... that's a hard no then, huh? Pour coffee … Continue reading How To Entertain a Toddler in 109,843,821,093,249 Easy Steps