My Cannibal 3 Year Old

“What are we having for dinner tonight, oh light of my life?”

“Mary Poppins!”

[Pause for a beat as we consider whether our offspring has embraced wholesale cannibalism] 

“And what does Mary Poppins taste like?”

[Please don’t say something creepy… please don’t say something creepy…]

“Spaghetti and meatballs!”


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