I had to buy dish-washing gloves yesterday when I realized the chemicals used to melt the grunge in our oven would likely also melt my hands. (Side note: how did I never clean the oven before now? SO SATISFYING) And because we live right next to Whole Foods that was where I went in search … Continue reading And Then This Happened
Author: Tessa
“You’ll Pay For Your Insolence!”
The man responsible for getting us married up.
Robots, Russians, & Unicorns
What a coincidence; in my vision of a post-apocalyptic Communist future there are pocket-sized unicorns too!
Boobs
I know that there are many different controversial arguments surrounding the most recent Time magazine cover, but really all I can think of is how this kid is going to have conscious memories of breast-feeding. And when he's got his first girlfriend, and sees her boobs for the first time HE'S GOING TO UNAVOIDABLY … Continue reading Boobs
Things I Do Not Want To Hear Right Now (no, not even from you)
“So when are you going to start having babies?” It’s apparently shocking to the greater world at large that we haven’t come up with a month-by-month procreation plan, and just smiling and saying we want to have kids, but just not, you know, next week is apparently way too obviously dodging the question. However I … Continue reading Things I Do Not Want To Hear Right Now (no, not even from you)
I Miss The 80’s
As a dutiful Child Of The 80’s I went through a troll doll phase. If you were lucky enough to escape that particular pop culture moment, here’s a recap: Yep. Horrifying and vaguely psychotropic trolls were all the rage as appropriate playthings for children. I think we were supposed to rub their bellies for luck? … Continue reading I Miss The 80’s
Glint of Light 