I had to buy dish-washing gloves yesterday when I realized the chemicals used to melt the grunge in our oven would likely also melt my hands. (Side note: how did I never clean the oven before now? SO SATISFYING) And because we live right next to Whole Foods that was where I went in search of something to keep my skin from corroding.
Whole Foods, unsurprisingly, only had one option. A bright pink fancy option. Okay, whatever, they’re gloves, so I got them. And on my way home I flipped it over and looked at the back of the packaging. And saw this:
Seriously. This box just screams at your face, “HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SEXY THESE GLOVES ARE?” They’re so sexy they stole Audrey Hepburn‘s outfit from Sabrina as the logical choice for modeling these babies. Actually, back up. They decided they needed to model rubber gloves. Rubber gloves that I then used to wipe down my hella-gross oven.
I don’t know what this means for the future of civilization, but I can’t help but notice that they were manufactured in Greece.
Of course they were.