Today’s Checklist

Today’s pre-wedding checklist:

  • Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn
  • Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD
  • Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account
  • Cat’s butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?)
  • Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door
  • Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it’s been since the last time the sheets were changed

Oh yeah. Getting married is definitely the most magical time in a young lady’s life.

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