Today’s pre-wedding checklist:

• Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn
• Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD
• Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account
• Cat’s butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?)
• Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door
• Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it’s been since the last time the sheets were changed

Oh yeah. Getting married is definitely the most magical time in a young lady’s life.