Cats just can't resist tutus.
Today's pre-wedding checklist: Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account Cat's butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?) Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it's been … Continue reading Today’s Checklist
Mommy was an award-winning mermaid. The cat gave up one of her eyes in order to see into the future. All young ladies’ educations aren’t complete until they live for at least one season in an attic in Paris. No matter how sad you are, dancing makes things better. You should always have a poem … Continue reading Truths I Will Someday Tell My Children
Broccoli is actually just an extremely tiny species of tree. The bigger version was once the main staple in the brontosaurus’s diet. The brontosaurus was so a real dinosaur. (So were triceratops!) College is basically like Hogwarts, but they don’t start teaching you the cool spells until after you declare your major. Their godmother really … Continue reading Lies I Will Someday Tell My Children
Being a responsible grown-up is slowly killing me. The news is full of facts about how sitting down all day shortens your life. Like, a lot. And it's fucking SCARY! Via: Medical Billing And Coding Check out those monsters! And those death rates! And being gross and ugly and overweight and unlovable, which, let's all … Continue reading Butt Cancer
So I've been remiss with this whole blogging thing. And this is take, what, four or five at being a Responsible Grown-Up Who Continues To Write After Deciding To. But I swear, I've been busy! With cool stuff!! Like this: Valentine's Day dinner I love telling loved ones I love them. But I … Continue reading Where I’ve Been