Today’s Checklist

Today's pre-wedding checklist: Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account Cat's butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?) Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it's been … Continue reading Today’s Checklist

Butt Cancer

Being a responsible grown-up is slowly killing me. The news is full of facts about how sitting down all day shortens your life. Like, a lot. And it's fucking SCARY! Via: Medical Billing And Coding Check out those monsters! And those death rates! And being gross and ugly and overweight and unlovable, which, let's all … Continue reading Butt Cancer