scientists know NOTHING
Broccoli is actually just an extremely tiny species of tree. The bigger version was once the main staple in the brontosaurus’s diet.
The brontosaurus was so a real dinosaur. (So were triceratops!)
College is basically like Hogwarts, but they don’t start teaching you the cool spells until after you declare your major.
Their godmother really is a fairy, but she lost her ability to perform magic in an ill-advised bet against a leprechaun.
All the stories in the world are written down in the libraries of Timbuktu.
You only get read Shakespeare at bedtime as a reward for being extra-good. Most children are not good, which is why your friends all think this is weird.
he was also a badass with an earring
A piece of chocolate every day will keep you from catching the flu.
Sesame Street is somewhere in Brooklyn.
Glint of Light 