Broccoli is actually just an extremely tiny species of tree. The bigger version was once the main staple in the brontosaurus’s diet. The brontosaurus was so a real dinosaur. (So were triceratops!) College is basically like Hogwarts, but they don’t start teaching you the cool spells until after you declare your major. Their godmother really … Continue reading Lies I Will Someday Tell My Children
Haiku to the Abandoned Cookie on My Countertop
Decapitation.Oh shortbread triceratops,What happened to you?
You Cannot Even Begin to Comprehend This Stuff
There are some things that are just so weird, so foreign, that you literally cannot comprehend them. Seriously, go ahead and try. I dare you. The Universe is expanding... into what? Remember when you were a little kid, and they told you that the universe went on to infinity? And then you used to concept … Continue reading You Cannot Even Begin to Comprehend This Stuff
RIP childhood hopes & dreams
This has taken scientific inquiry where it is neither needed nor welcome, like that awkward cousin at the Bar Mitzva that won't take the hint and leave you alone with Matt from third period Algebra.