Reasons To Marry Me

me: I think we should register for these:
 vintage circus noses
fiance: those are creepy
 me: I know!
don’t you want to know if anyone would spend $250 to give us a collection of creepy noses?!
fiance: nah, I’m good
 me: see, this is why it’s a good thing you’re marrying me
you’ll learn way more about your loved ones than you would otherwise!