The handsome husband has requested that I blog about something. But he refuses to give me any good ideas, despite being given the title "Blogging Guru," so I'm going to have to make it up as I go along. Which is to say that he is really hot, and Beyonce, I got you. I put … Continue reading A New Entry
Mario WAS A Plumber
me: If I figured out a way to make our toilet look like a pipe from Super Mario sticking up out of the floor you'd probably divorce me right? I ask only in the name of science.
So then I Google-d "sexy Jesus." Naturally.
Today's pre-wedding checklist: Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account Cat's butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?) Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it's been … Continue reading Today’s Checklist
Reasons To Marry Me
me: I think we should register for these: fiance: those are creepy me: I know! 😀 don't you want to know if anyone would spend $250 to give us a collection of creepy noses?! fiance: nah, I'm good me: see, this is why it's a good thing you're marrying me you'll learn way more about your loved ones than you … Continue reading Reasons To Marry Me
Where I’ve Been
So I've been remiss with this whole blogging thing. And this is take, what, four or five at being a Responsible Grown-Up Who Continues To Write After Deciding To. But I swear, I've been busy! With cool stuff!! Like this: Valentine's Day dinner I love telling loved ones I love them. But I … Continue reading Where I’ve Been