Messiah Madness

Since getting married there’s been a noticeable uptick in the amount of spam I get about religious matchmaking services. I can’t help but feel like the internet is saying to me, “Now that you’ve put a ring on it have you noticed that you’re married to a GODLESS HEATHEN? Let us help!”

So then I Google-d “sexy Jesus.” Naturally. And came up with this:

Jesus will rock you all night long

You’re welcome.

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