First off, yep, I'm comparing myself to Hitler. Favorably though? I hope? Anyway, it was the first title that popped into my head, and frankly I'm terrible at titles, so I'm going with it. I don't think of myself as a super rushed person. I mean, one of my favorite things about living in NYC … Continue reading My Struggle
Try to get out of doing this. Seriously, can't you just play quietly in the corner? Or, I don't know, go lick a wall or something? I don't think there's any lead paint around here. I just want five minutes to drink my coffee in peace. So... that's a hard no then, huh? Pour coffee … Continue reading How To Entertain a Toddler in 109,843,821,093,249 Easy Steps
That time when you get your toddler a beautiful fruit salad. You set it down in front of him, and he starts STUFFING honeydew into his face. Score! You sit down, and start chowing down on your vegetable salad (with some tuna on top for protein). Suddenly, the fruit salad is no longer acceptable. There … Continue reading Stop! Thief!