This sums up parenting perfectly: Yesterday I got a call that a spot had opened up for my kid to join a swim class. I put him on the wait list 1 1/2 years ago. He's now above the age limit they set for this class.
When we made the decision to reproduce, I had no idea it would involve more deep, philosophical discussions than I had as a freshman in college. No, I don't mean with my baby daddy/partner-in-crime. I mean with the offspring himself, because it turns out that explaining the basics of the universe is kind of tricky. … Continue reading Philosophy for Preschoolers
There is literally no way your brain can comprehend how little sleep you get with a baby. Seriously, I went for the better part of a year only getting sleep in 2 hour chunks (max!), and even I can't comprehend surviving that. I heard once that after 24 hours of sleeplessness you start to enter … Continue reading Bad Advice: A Waste Of Resources