I have to admit it. It’s deeply embarrassing, but here goes nothing. **deep breath** I’m completely addicted to Smash. Every tiny fiber of my Recovering Actress body loves it, from the audition process, to the songs, to Anjelica Huston’s everything. I can gush on and on about it ad nauseum (and I do mean nauseum) but there … Continue reading So Embarrassing
He Just Wants To Feel Pretty
Cats just can't resist tutus.
Mario WAS A Plumber
me: If I figured out a way to make our toilet look like a pipe from Super Mario sticking up out of the floor you'd probably divorce me right? I ask only in the name of science.
Ho Ho Ho
Years later, Whole Foods would wonder why none of their children came to visit them in the nursing home...
What Not To Do
What not to do when you hit your head on the medicine cabinet: Sit on the floor and cry. Realize you’re bleeding and panic. Realize you’re bleeding from a perfectly square hole in your scalp where you’ve been effectively hole-punched by the mirror corner and get blood in your eyes frantically trying to change the … Continue reading What Not To Do
Things I’ve Learned Watching the Olympics
His name was Ryan Lochte, and it always seemed like they were both able to maintain their friendship because Michael Phelps was the better swimmer, but he was so goofy looking that he still didn’t get the girls. And gold medals are great and all, but it’s hard to be all that bitter when you’re the one with the hot girlfriend.
Glint of Light 