It Runs in the Family

"I have a chicken suit! I have a chicken suit because I am practicing and practicing to be an AC-tor!" -the Kraken, out of nowhere


Samosas, Friends, and Human Rights

This weekend, I'm going to a samosa party. Tragically, we're making them for charity, not for eating, so I will not get to gorge on fried deliciousness until I explode. But I will learn how to make them for myself, which is pretty exciting/probably bad for my arteries, so it's a net gain. But the … Continue reading Samosas, Friends, and Human Rights

It’s All About Me

A few days ago, my dad got mysteriously sick. Like, kid-from-The-Exorcist levels of sick. Luckily, he wasn't possessed by Satan himself, and I'm relatively sure none of the furniture started moving on its own, but it was still a bad scene. Now, my parents' house (the house I grew up in) has exactly 1.3 billion … Continue reading It’s All About Me


This week the Handsome Husband and I had our ten year anniversary. TEN YEARS. Which is mostly weird because it means we've been adults for over a decade. A quick aside: I measure our anniversary from when we started dating, because it's pretty weird to throw half a decade of your life out the window … Continue reading #RelationshipGoals

Kisses are Good

{I kiss the Kraken} {He begins aggressively licking his lips and mouth, trying to get to the whole area with his tongue.} Kraken: I think kisses are good for my body! {He was trying to swallow all the leftover kiss.}