Long ago, in the misty days of the past, when it was always summer, nothing was ever mysteriously sticky, and I could sleep till 10 in the morning, I didn't have a tiny fascist dictator running my life. In those halcyon days, I could throw whole days away on lazy indulgence, because I was free. … Continue reading That Time I Got A Horse
I Don’t Deserve This
"All of this food is too magical! I can't eat it. I need less magic food." - the three year old tries to flatter his way out of dinner, and into some mac & cheese
Ye Olde Times
I spend a surprising amount of my time being thankful I wasn't born in the 1400s. Or 600 AD. Or 1100 BC. Basically, all of the dates before the second half on the 20th century. They seem like, by and large, people had a fairly shitty time of it, unless you were the 0.00001% who … Continue reading Ye Olde Times
The Triumph of the Mermaids
Sometimes I look at my life, and it feels like I haven't accomplished very much. I mean, what am I actually contributing to society? I think most of us feel that way at some point. Or many points. Or all the points. Hell, I'm pretty sure not feeling that way is actually cause for celebration! In that spirit, … Continue reading The Triumph of the Mermaids
Dress Like A Kid
I had a major breakthrough in therapy a few weeks ago. I know, that's the biggest red flag for "EXTREMELY PERSONAL AND YET SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY BORING SHIT AHEAD! ABORT! DO NOT READ!" Read on, and I swear I will not talk about my subconscious, a dream journal, or how my dog never really loved me. … Continue reading Dress Like A Kid
Fuzzy Butt-ed-ness!
Happy Friday! Actually, when you're home 24/7, days don't really have any meaning. But not in a cool way, like, "Sweet, let's get drunk on a Tuesday!" More like, "Dear god, it's like I'm stuck in a Twilight Zone episode where the weekend never arrives!" Anyhoo, rather than bitching and moaning about the trials and … Continue reading Fuzzy Butt-ed-ness!
Glint of Light 