Invisible Pants

{As we drive down the freeway, from his position drinking milk in the unreachable back car seat, the Kraken decides to make an announcement.} Kraken: I made a mess! {A pause, as I ponder the ultimate helplessness of my position} Me: ...How big of a mess? A little mess? Kraken: A big mess!  {Another pause, while I imagine how much … Continue reading Invisible Pants