Broccoli is actually just an extremely tiny species of tree. The bigger version was once the main staple in the brontosaurus’s diet. The brontosaurus was so a real dinosaur. (So were triceratops!) College is basically like Hogwarts, but they don’t start teaching you the cool spells until after you declare your major. Their godmother really … Continue reading Lies I Will Someday Tell My Children
triceratops
Haiku to the Abandoned Cookie on My Countertop
Decapitation.Oh shortbread triceratops,What happened to you?
RIP childhood hopes & dreams
This has taken scientific inquiry where it is neither needed nor welcome, like that awkward cousin at the Bar Mitzva that won't take the hint and leave you alone with Matt from third period Algebra.
Glint of Light 