Things My 3 Year Old Said Today

Me: I’m sad.

3-year-old: Oh! I’ve got an idea! Scooter!!

That’s your solution to every problem!

“I’m having a sword fight just like Mary Poppins!”

What did she have hidden in her umbrella’s handle?

**mashing his biggest metal truck against my butt**  “It won’t fit, Mama! It won’t fit!”

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