Years later, Whole Foods would wonder why none of their children came to visit them in the nursing home...
Today's pre-wedding checklist: Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account Cat's butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?) Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it's been … Continue reading Today’s Checklist
And Then This Happened
I had to buy dish-washing gloves yesterday when I realized the chemicals used to melt the grunge in our oven would likely also melt my hands. (Side note: how did I never clean the oven before now? SO SATISFYING) And because we live right next to Whole Foods that was where I went in search … Continue reading And Then This Happened