I hated high school. Just like every other human on the planet (Or at least those lucky enough to live in first world countries where things like “high school” are an option instead of “having babies when you’re 12, strapping them to your back, and going to pick soy beans for ten hours without a … Continue reading A Big Thank You To The Girls
Butt Cancer
Being a responsible grown-up is slowly killing me. The news is full of facts about how sitting down all day shortens your life. Like, a lot. And it's fucking SCARY! Via: Medical Billing And Coding Check out those monsters! And those death rates! And being gross and ugly and overweight and unlovable, which, let's all … Continue reading Butt Cancer
How Depressing!
One of my favorite blogs is Hyperbole and a Half. And when I say "favorite" I mean "I'm not allowed to read it without adult supervision because the last time I spent time on the site I literally could not stop laughing, and had to take myself physically away from the computer and sit in … Continue reading How Depressing!
Cab Calloway Goes On An Acid Trip
My unchaperoned wanderings around the Interwebs have been known to stir up weird discoveries before, but this is going in my Top Ten List Of Things That Will Keep Me Up At Night: Apparently this is one of the best cartoons ever made? Granted, this is according to the comments of the person who thought … Continue reading Cab Calloway Goes On An Acid Trip
A Meditation Upon The Virtues of Halloween
I don’t have any kids of my own, but I do have a mini-herd of godchildren that my dearest friend keeps popping out, and that she graciously allows me to borrow at will, so this Halloween I got to join them for the first trick-or-treating I’ve done since I was a kid myself. It was… … Continue reading A Meditation Upon The Virtues of Halloween
Way Better Than Hipstamatic
Most of the people in my life are talented photographers. They look at a scene and can see exactly how to show the beauty and truth of the moment, to communicate the universal humanity of the everyday. I am not one of those people. Which is why I'm in love with my new Android app, … Continue reading Way Better Than Hipstamatic