Oh, Etsy. Yon bastion of all things that cannot be sold in real stores (and a few that can), you have so many redeeming qualities, but then there's your Dark Side. The side that is full of the strange and wonderful. The side that makes you wonder what these people are doing with their lives. The side that makes you secretly covetous of wine racks made of raccoon bones, because it would make your house the coolest on the block come Halloween.
Geekery
Messiah Madness
So then I Google-d "sexy Jesus." Naturally.
Today’s Checklist
Today's pre-wedding checklist: Back/shoulders peeling from sunburn Glitter covering the apartment like some sort of craft-STD Paycheck MIA, leaving me with exactly $87.23 in bank account Cat's butt balding from flea allergy (seriously?) Strange box full of electrical wires, lightbulbs, and yarn blocking the front door Sudden and disturbing realization about how long it's been … Continue reading Today’s Checklist
“You’ll Pay For Your Insolence!”
The man responsible for getting us married up.
Robots, Russians, & Unicorns
What a coincidence; in my vision of a post-apocalyptic Communist future there are pocket-sized unicorns too!
Truths I Will Someday Tell My Children
Mommy was an award-winning mermaid. The cat gave up one of her eyes in order to see into the future. All young ladies’ educations aren’t complete until they live for at least one season in an attic in Paris. No matter how sad you are, dancing makes things better. You should always have a poem … Continue reading Truths I Will Someday Tell My Children
Glint of Light 