Broccoli is actually just an extremely tiny species of tree. The bigger version was once the main staple in the brontosaurus’s diet. The brontosaurus was so a real dinosaur. (So were triceratops!) College is basically like Hogwarts, but they don’t start teaching you the cool spells until after you declare your major. Their godmother really … Continue reading Lies I Will Someday Tell My Children
Opinionated
How Depressing!
One of my favorite blogs is Hyperbole and a Half. And when I say "favorite" I mean "I'm not allowed to read it without adult supervision because the last time I spent time on the site I literally could not stop laughing, and had to take myself physically away from the computer and sit in … Continue reading How Depressing!
Crayola Doesn’t Make A Color For Your Eyes
I'm completely in love with this song (and the accompanying video). Not only because it's cute and catchy - and I ask for little more in youtube videos - but also because of the hours we all spent in elementary school, lamenting over the lack of proper realistic people-colors. Oh sure, now kids get Multicultural … Continue reading Crayola Doesn’t Make A Color For Your Eyes
I Love Love
I'll admit it. I'm a dirty hippie - or at least I grew up in CA, which seems to amount to the same thing most of the time. I don't think global warming is a hoax, I do think that we could learn something from socialism, and I definitely believe in gay marriage. Of course, … Continue reading I Love Love
An Islamic Propsal
There are a lot of people around lately who are confounded and confused. Yes, radical (and possibly brainwashed/insane) people ran planes into the Twin Towers. Does that mean that all people from the Middle East, those who practice Islam, or who ride planes should therefore be held responsible? Yes, this is yet another POV on … Continue reading An Islamic Propsal
Glint of Light 